Posted by: Eating The Road | October 24, 2009

Windows 7 Burger Unlocked & Hacked


Many of you have seen the Burger King Windows 7 Burger by now. While an interesting idea it has a few substantial problems:

  • It is region locked and only available in Japan
  • It has an Enterprise price point of $17 (¥1,450)
  • Has limited functionality (no cheese)

Click over to Top Cultured to see the results!

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Responses

  1. I love you.

  2. The double cheeseburger uses two 1/8 lb. patties. The Win7 Whopper uses 1/4 lb. patties. Although I guess you could say this is the Windows 7 Starter burger.

    BK will make you a Whopper with however many patties you want. The double and triple are on the menu, but just ask and they’ll scale up the price to match.

    • yes but it will be probably at 17dlls, this is supposed to be hacked-not as expensive version.

  3. @obo – To clarify, this is the Windows 7 Cheeseburger Student Edition and may not have all of the features of the Windows 7 Japanese Enterprise Edition.

  4. That’s true, ETR, it has much less cholesterol. Uh, I mean cruft.

    • So less bloatware then?

      • …and waaaay less crapware.

        It should go through your system like something that goes through a goose really fast.

  5. Bravo!

  6. I’m glad you broke a 50 for this badboy hack.

    I prefer freeware, but sometimes you just have to do what you have to do.

  7. You could always add back in that extra patty and have the world’s first Windows 8 Alpha Burger… though you’ll want to add in a disclaimer advising the consumer of the resulting system crashes and memory dumps.

  8. if you got the Windows 8 alpha version you must eat it in 128 bites.

  9. I would love to try it, but my system cannot handle the digestion load when extra cheese is enabled, so I have to run the Windows 7 Burger starter edition.

  10. That was an amazing informative and hilarious article, thank you! hahah

  11. You’ve been one upped.

  12. Your entry reminded me alot about this entry: http://tinyurl.com/yjn47zg

  13. I would prefer to wait till the SP1 comes out for this burger-it may help fix leaks (from side of mouth)

  14. This is a little known hack I discovered: For better performance, use these instructions at Wendy’s.

  15. Great post, the title had me worried for a second.

  16. Great post. For me though, instead of ordering four double cheese burgers, I would’ve ordered three double cheeseburgers and a whopper junior. This eliminates the need for was of the final patty, and also allows for included extras of lettuce, tomato, etc. –I imagine it’d be a slightly easier hack, too.

  17. That platform looks unstable. As Truther suggested, the Wendy’s drivers may perform better.

  18. burger king to hack ?

  19. wow funny hack.

  20. :) :) :) cheesy meat hack

  21. yak! fast food…. looks scary…

  22. SCAM!!!SCAM!!!
    As OBO pointed out this is actually a “starter” version with only half of the memory (2 lbs instead of 4lbs).
    You people are trying to rip off The King of Burgers and also the Japan motherland.
    Please do not pirate your burgers.
    Pony up $1,000.00 and fly to Japan.

    Or you can just do what I did and download the torrent: piratesbay.win7burger.torrent

  23. I think this made for Japaneese

  24. Great hack!

  25. My heart nearly blue-screened looking at that.

    This is genius, though. Thanks for the laugh!

  26. Wow!

    that would be worse than shhhittting a Chicken.

    definately a two flusher and keep the plunger nearby just in case……

    and preparation H is useful for any anal fissures that could result. ymmv

  27. LOL. And I wondered what I was reading for the first half of the article and realized I’ve come across plain GENIUS.

    Thanks for the post.

  28. I hate Windows, but I liked this post about it XD

    • so you may think linux would be more like a Salad?

  29. :) ))))

  30. Calories blah blah … dude

  31. wellcome http://net24h.wordpress.com/

  32. You won’t get the genuine advantage from this hacked version. It doesn’t come with kobe beef.

  33. I think the 7 is one of the best version that MS did. Really.

  34. That burger looks disgusting

  35. haha very clever!

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  37. Haha very clever, eating the road!!!


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