Many of you have seen the Burger King Windows 7 Burger by now. While an interesting idea it has a few substantial problems:
- It is region locked and only available in Japan
- It has an Enterprise price point of $17 (¥1,450)
- Has limited functionality (no cheese)
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By: Chris Polzin on October 24, 2009
at 6:01 pm
The double cheeseburger uses two 1/8 lb. patties. The Win7 Whopper uses 1/4 lb. patties. Although I guess you could say this is the Windows 7 Starter burger.
BK will make you a Whopper with however many patties you want. The double and triple are on the menu, but just ask and they’ll scale up the price to match.
By: obo on October 24, 2009
at 6:01 pm
yes but it will be probably at 17dlls, this is supposed to be hacked-not as expensive version.
By: montelof on October 27, 2009
at 1:45 pm
@obo – To clarify, this is the Windows 7 Cheeseburger Student Edition and may not have all of the features of the Windows 7 Japanese Enterprise Edition.
By: ETR on October 24, 2009
at 6:07 pm
That’s true, ETR, it has much less cholesterol. Uh, I mean cruft.
By: obo on October 24, 2009
at 6:09 pm
So less bloatware then?
By: halofan613 on October 24, 2009
at 6:46 pm
…and waaaay less crapware.
It should go through your system like something that goes through a goose really fast.
By: eric on October 31, 2009
at 11:56 pm
Bravo!
By: Stefan Etienne on October 24, 2009
at 6:21 pm
I’m glad you broke a 50 for this badboy hack.
I prefer freeware, but sometimes you just have to do what you have to do.
By: mike on October 24, 2009
at 6:24 pm
You could always add back in that extra patty and have the world’s first Windows 8 Alpha Burger… though you’ll want to add in a disclaimer advising the consumer of the resulting system crashes and memory dumps.
By: worthless on October 24, 2009
at 6:56 pm
if you got the Windows 8 alpha version you must eat it in 128 bites.
By: Shaitan on October 24, 2009
at 7:07 pm
I would love to try it, but my system cannot handle the digestion load when extra cheese is enabled, so I have to run the Windows 7 Burger starter edition.
By: pinchies on October 24, 2009
at 7:20 pm
That was an amazing informative and hilarious article, thank you! hahah
By: Myfriendjosh on October 24, 2009
at 10:05 pm
You’ve been one upped.
By: James on October 24, 2009
at 10:50 pm
Your entry reminded me alot about this entry: http://tinyurl.com/yjn47zg
By: sherryndaniel on October 25, 2009
at 3:09 am
I would prefer to wait till the SP1 comes out for this burger-it may help fix leaks (from side of mouth)
By: jimandliz on October 25, 2009
at 5:43 am
This is a little known hack I discovered: For better performance, use these instructions at Wendy’s.
By: Truther on October 25, 2009
at 8:06 am
Great post, the title had me worried for a second.
By: Tom Baker on October 25, 2009
at 8:53 am
Great post. For me though, instead of ordering four double cheese burgers, I would’ve ordered three double cheeseburgers and a whopper junior. This eliminates the need for was of the final patty, and also allows for included extras of lettuce, tomato, etc. –I imagine it’d be a slightly easier hack, too.
By: Ryan on October 25, 2009
at 11:26 am
That platform looks unstable. As Truther suggested, the Wendy’s drivers may perform better.
By: Madz on October 25, 2009
at 11:44 am
burger king to hack ?
By: percepat koneksi on October 25, 2009
at 6:46 pm
wow funny hack.
By: dg14813 on October 25, 2009
at 8:29 pm
By: seedyron on October 25, 2009
at 8:49 pm
yak! fast food…. looks scary…
By: jimmynorth on October 26, 2009
at 5:59 am
SCAM!!!SCAM!!!
As OBO pointed out this is actually a “starter” version with only half of the memory (2 lbs instead of 4lbs).
You people are trying to rip off The King of Burgers and also the Japan motherland.
Please do not pirate your burgers.
Pony up $1,000.00 and fly to Japan.
Or you can just do what I did and download the torrent: piratesbay.win7burger.torrent
By: Jacob on October 26, 2009
at 8:27 am
I think this made for Japaneese
By: airnitaya on October 26, 2009
at 10:37 am
Great hack!
By: Trip Copeland on October 26, 2009
at 11:28 am
My heart nearly blue-screened looking at that.
This is genius, though. Thanks for the laugh!
By: triptychr on October 26, 2009
at 11:56 am
Wow!
that would be worse than shhhittting a Chicken.
definately a two flusher and keep the plunger nearby just in case……
and preparation H is useful for any anal fissures that could result. ymmv
By: SplatterHouse on October 26, 2009
at 3:04 pm
LOL. And I wondered what I was reading for the first half of the article and realized I’ve come across plain GENIUS.
Thanks for the post.
By: thelittleprince1 on October 26, 2009
at 10:45 pm
I hate Windows, but I liked this post about it XD
By: teoten on October 27, 2009
at 1:19 am
so you may think linux would be more like a Salad?
By: montelof on October 27, 2009
at 1:50 pm
By: antaldamian on October 27, 2009
at 12:50 pm
Calories blah blah … dude
By: knockedp on October 27, 2009
at 2:04 pm
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By: admin on October 27, 2009
at 2:57 pm
You won’t get the genuine advantage from this hacked version. It doesn’t come with kobe beef.
By: Mawashigeri on October 28, 2009
at 7:47 pm
I think the 7 is one of the best version that MS did. Really.
By: Mihai on October 31, 2009
at 2:13 pm
That burger looks disgusting
By: 5andup on November 9, 2009
at 3:04 am
haha very clever!
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at 5:18 pm
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By: Led Panel Light on September 18, 2010
at 9:53 pm
Haha very clever, eating the road!!!
By: Bolton Nurseries on March 20, 2011
at 6:14 pm