Happy Holidays to everyone out there. I hope you enjoy it with family and friends. What better thing to have during those endless parties and gatherings but a delicious piece of candy. The only problem is standing in the candy aisle with all those options staring right back at you. Ever since you first set eyes on the row after row of delectable treats as a child you’ve had this problem. Well we here at Eating The Road have taken the hard work out of it for you. Follow this handy flowchart to sweet bliss. The only thing you’ll have to decide now is whether or not it’s okay to flirt with your hot cousin that’s coming over for the family Christmas Eve dinner.
Head over to Top Cultured to see the Candy Flowchart, be sure to see our other flowcharts as well:
Fast Food
Cereal
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Produce Aisle
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I love the new graph, but where do half-eaten chocolate easter bunnies that have been in the fridge for 6 months fit in?
By: Free Refills & Why I Love America on December 21, 2009
at 10:22 am
Haha….right next to the circus peanuts…..or I guess…”Is it that time of the month?” 😛
By: Eating The Road on December 21, 2009
at 2:22 pm
nice work buddy. I will print this so my office mates can see
By: marvin on December 21, 2009
at 10:35 am
Send me a picture of that!
By: Eating The Road on December 21, 2009
at 2:21 pm
Giving Props to Take 5 – Very Cool!
but are you mocking my childhood friend the Whatchamacallit? What would I have done with a whatchamacallit? I’d be …iunno ….more hungry I guess.
Nice chart as always!
By: Dubba on December 21, 2009
at 1:20 pm
🙂 I don’t know if I’ve ever actually had one.
I remember this like mad though:
By: Eating The Road on December 21, 2009
at 2:20 pm
oh man, now i’m going to have that jingle stuck in my head.
whatchamacallit – ya gotta try it!
By: Dubba on December 22, 2009
at 4:03 pm
But where do those circus peanuts and candy corn belong?
By: Anne on December 21, 2009
at 2:10 pm
Exactly!
By: Eating The Road on December 21, 2009
at 2:19 pm
Is this saying that circus peanuts and candy corn don’t belong in any decision? If so, that’s pretty funny.
By: Patrick on December 21, 2009
at 2:22 pm
Where the hell is Zagnut???
By: Probably Alice on December 21, 2009
at 8:03 pm
At some point or another I’ve had most of that candy. This could explain why I am overweight… But I don’t care! Give me more!
By: Business101 on December 22, 2009
at 11:00 pm
What, no Oh Henry? The candybar that’s mostly nuts?
😉
Awesome chart! It’s like a roadmap of my life, right down to the marginalization of circus peanuts, which are vile.
“Do you like to eat chalk?”. Hilarious.
By: missbhavens on December 23, 2009
at 1:13 am
nice work buddy. I will print this so my office mates can see..
By: Alezz on December 23, 2009
at 9:46 am
Send me a picture. I would love to see that!
By: Eating The Road on December 23, 2009
at 9:50 am
The Candy Corn and Marshmallow Peanuts aren’t linked!
By: Bablooji on December 24, 2009
at 11:01 pm
Am I glad there’s no path leading to nuclear peanuts and nuclear corn.
By: Isaac on December 25, 2009
at 5:40 am
Yummy. I love candy and this flowchart rocks.
By: electronic cigarettes on December 25, 2009
at 9:51 pm
Since when does Candy Cane count as chocolate? Come on now!!!
By: Danny on December 28, 2009
at 12:58 pm
FYI chocolate covered pretzels are the “time of the month” candy. Salty and Sweet is key to choosing a “time of the month” snack.
By: Bk0 on December 30, 2009
at 11:13 pm
I think everybody should try some Vienamese food. It’s very good.
Your girl Mary 🙂
By: E Cig on February 18, 2010
at 12:00 am
I love candy and this flowchart rocks.
By: Total Protect Home Warranty on July 2, 2010
at 7:24 am
Awesome chart! It’s like a road map of my life, right down to the marginalization of circus peanuts, which are vile.
By: Online Reputation Management on July 12, 2010
at 3:27 am
Nice presentation..it’s like a roadmap of my life, right down to the marginalization of circus peanuts, which are vile.
By: Wordpress on July 14, 2010
at 5:38 am
It’s like a road map, right down to the marginalization of circus peanuts, which are vile.
By: healthy chocolate on August 3, 2010
at 3:56 am
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By: sanitary ware on August 8, 2010
at 4:12 am
i like your idea its very good i want to try it will also would like to add candys are a fantastic
By: Cheviot Bathroom on September 4, 2010
at 9:45 am
the video was amazing. i liked the video a lot.
By: Kristine Avery on September 6, 2010
at 2:10 am
thanks for sharing. nice article. video also seemed great to me.
By: Kirill Barshevsky on September 18, 2010
at 4:39 pm
I’m a bit confused. Is that “under no circumstances should you eat candy corn or circus peanuts”, or is that “you should probably always just eat candy corn or circus peanuts”?
By: Mykalai Kontilai on September 20, 2010
at 5:40 am
WOW ..Great Chart!
By: Electronic man on October 26, 2010
at 1:44 pm