So you’re heading down the interstate with a car full of hungry bellies and the endless neon lights of dozens of eateries are setting your retinas ablaze. Where do you stop to satiate the beast within? You no longer have to leave it up to your tired exhausted brain…with this helpful chart we’ll get you to the right calorie laden table in no time. Now the only decision you’ll need to make is whether or not to get the chocolate lava cake à la mode or not, but we know the answer to that America…don’t we?
Head over to Top Cultured to see the Chain Restaurant Flowchart, be sure to see our other flowcharts as well:
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Posted in Chain Restaurant, Flowchart | Tags: Applebee's, Bakers Square, Benihana, Bennigan's, Bob Evans, Buffet, California Pizza Kitchen, Carrows, Chain Restaurant, Chevys, Chili's, Chuck E. Cheese's, Coco's, CPK, Cracker Barrel, Denny's, El Torito, Famous Dave's BBQ, Flowchart, Fuddruckers, Golden Corral, Hard Rock Cafe, HoJo, HomeTown Buffet, Hooters, Houlihan's, Howard Johnson, IHOP, Joe's Crab Shack, Macaroni Grill, Marie Callander's, Mimi's Cafe, Old Country Buffet, Olive Garden, Outback Steakhouse, Perkins, PF Changs, Pizzeria Uno Chicago, Red Lobster, Red Robin, Ruby Tuesday, Shoney's, Sizzler, Texas Roadhouse, TGI Fridays, The Cheesecake Factory, Wagamama
Eating The Road 
Is there any town in the world where all these exist?
By: Miss Cellania on November 30, 2009
at 11:30 am
Dallas
By: Lou on November 30, 2009
at 5:20 pm
Really? Not to be picky…but I thought they closed the hard rock.
By: Cameron on November 30, 2009
at 5:31 pm
прикольная тема у вас тут)) жалко не на русском конечно.
By: gerawordpress on November 30, 2009
at 1:50 pm
hmmm….it’s very nice…
@kacahati
By: kacahati on December 2, 2009
at 2:26 am
So how do you get to the French Laundry?
By: jdp on November 30, 2009
at 4:12 pm
If you reject all of your choices, it is the only thing remaining. Also, you can eat something at every other restaurant on the list for the same price as dinner at the French Laundry. (OK, maaaybe not every other place, but $240 for dinner!)
By: Chris on November 30, 2009
at 5:41 pm
Nice touch – the French Laundry w/ no connectors
By: martin on November 30, 2009
at 6:58 pm
That is one detailed map. I’ll have to try it next time I’m out. Thanks for the post!
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By: kcd75 on November 30, 2009
at 10:23 pm
Nice chart. I haven’t heard of all those restaurants.
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By: mTopSite on November 30, 2009
at 10:28 pm
I love how the chart title is white text on a background of light green striped with even lighter green. Very readable.
By: av4rice on November 30, 2009
at 10:54 pm
Hey nice post
By: pradnya deshmukh on December 1, 2009
at 1:30 am
Nice chart! I’ll have to try it next time, thank you for the post! 😀
By: jessicayung on December 1, 2009
at 1:49 am
Let us know how it works out!
By: ETR on December 1, 2009
at 8:08 am
My family eats at Souplantation/Sweet Tomatoes all the time. Since it’s not on the chart, I conclude that either (a) our dinners out don’t exist, or (b) we’ve actually been eating at the French Laundry all this time.
By: Robert on December 1, 2009
at 1:57 am
Hilarious but ultimately depressing–for examplewho *likes* seafood and eats at Red Lobster? I guess you couldn’t actually pay me to eat at most of these places unless a) I’m stuck driving on some horrible highway with no time to get off and get into a town, or b) I’m in a really terrible airport with nothing other than one of these chains and some old hot dogs or soggy salads. It’s not that I’ll only eat at fancy restaurants or only eat health food–even a local sandwich place is fine, but I just can’t stand overprocessed Sysco garbage. It all tastes the same. Hey, someone should color-code these by which companies own them…
By: lq on December 1, 2009
at 2:31 am
Bennigan’s has gone out of business.
By: agm on December 1, 2009
at 3:16 am
I beg to differ (slightly):
http://www.bennigans.com/locator.php
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bennigan%27s#Corporate_closure
By: ETR on December 1, 2009
at 8:07 am
it’s amazing work,
showing options for most of us
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By: Nice pics here on December 1, 2009
at 5:33 am
Nice flowchart, but I thought Chili’s stopped serving the Awesome Blossom…?
By: StarCreator on December 1, 2009
at 11:15 am
This is epic win! thank you for making my food choices easier
By: reithena on December 1, 2009
at 5:29 pm
Love this, laughed out loud at the “Are you high” tab.
By: czuga on December 1, 2009
at 9:37 pm
nice post
By: salma subh on December 1, 2009
at 9:59 pm
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By: The Verbose Vixen on December 2, 2009
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By: babybuff205 on December 2, 2009
at 4:37 am
Love the chart!
So England has one chain restaurant? That’s kind of sad…or maybe not so sad at all…
By: mike on December 2, 2009
at 11:34 am
Isn’t it *more* than a little scary that so many towns in America have so many of these homogenized “everything-looks-just-the-same” chain restaurants?
One option on the flow chart should be, “The local greasy spoon,” or maybe “the local quirky diner” because I bet I’m not the only one who prefers local eateries over franchise restaurants any day of the week.
http://www.uglywomansguide.com/index.php/2009/12/shrimp-scampi-and-first-dates/
By: uglywomansguide on December 2, 2009
at 11:39 am
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By: apocalypsecakes on December 2, 2009
at 11:49 am
This is hilarious!
By: justalittlepiece on December 2, 2009
at 12:14 pm
this is really cool. i plan to customise one for my own country. how long did you spend on creating the flowchart? =D
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By: Julian Gan on December 2, 2009
at 3:02 pm
Yes, yes, and yes. I agree with this whole chart hahaha
By: ummmmheyyyy on December 2, 2009
at 3:42 pm
Chart made sense right up to the point where I realized that you had CPK but not IN’N’Out burger.. which means that (a) you are aware of options and CA and (b) that you either chose to ignore INNOut or did not know about it – > Chart FAIL!!!!!
By: innoutfan on December 2, 2009
at 4:18 pm
Blog reader FAIL!!!
By: ETR on December 2, 2009
at 6:17 pm
This is a fantastic flow chart!
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By: C.H. on December 2, 2009
at 4:57 pm
This is funny:
Are you obese? ->Do you want to remain so?->golden corral
mmmm, all you can eat fried chicken, big yeast rolls and cheese cake dessert, heaven on earth.
By: Big Al on December 2, 2009
at 6:58 pm
This is a cool flow chart, funny as well as semi-helpful. 🙂
By: softballgirl78 on December 2, 2009
at 8:32 pm
Wow! That was a lot of work, eh? Why don’t we all just stay home and eat and save some moolah?
By: poverty_dieter on December 2, 2009
at 9:20 pm
I found this chart useful, thank-you
By: Deanna on December 2, 2009
at 10:09 pm
Good ‘ol American Intuition at work… I like it!
By: dmsteffe4705 on December 2, 2009
at 11:50 pm
LMAO, this is great. you missed “waffle house” for ” are you drunk”. that is a great place after a night of drinking.
not a chain but if you are ever in charleston, SC you should try this place. http://thedish22.wordpress.com/2009/08/28/zia-taqueria/
Toriano
By: toriano on December 3, 2009
at 12:46 am
Definitely a great read, flowchart was too cool, very good reviews. Keep up the great job!
By: vbrekkidd80 on December 3, 2009
at 12:49 am
hmm.!!! it’s perfect.. thanks.. 🙂
By: Arness ovine on December 3, 2009
at 8:40 am
Awesome chart, should be in every guidebook to USA eating.
By: AdventureRob on December 6, 2009
at 12:21 pm
Wait… who would go to Denny’s when they _aren’t_ drunk?
By: Xydexx on December 6, 2009
at 1:59 pm
they should make an iphone app for this…
By: CG on December 6, 2009
at 5:59 pm
i’m in england so i have to go to wagamama 😀 but i don’t like sitting with everyone else!
By: Jenny on December 7, 2009
at 10:47 am
Like the restaruant flowcharts. Parts of them had me ROTFLMAO!
By: Steve on December 11, 2009
at 9:36 am
Cracker barrel and Waffle house should have included some sort of “are you below the mason dixon line?” qualifier.
By: andrew on December 18, 2009
at 11:59 am
Wow! Can’t believe someone had the patience to put the flowchart together.
I couldn’t find Hooters in there, that’s bad 😦
By: Wii Fit Bundle on April 12, 2010
at 11:47 pm
Yeahhhh….I just had some Old Country Buffet the other day and I love Golden Corral those are to of my favorites.
By: EczemaFreeForever on July 3, 2010
at 9:35 pm
Very informative post, I’ll share this with my students. Try the Panda Buffet…it’s great !!
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