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Hey, my name is Ryan and I am overweight. Have been for the past decade, but it’s time to get healthy and back in shape. I created this blog to document my journey and share what I am learning along the way. You can also follow me on twitter, just make sure you say hello.

After much smack talk back and forth between the contestants about who could eat more (obviously everyone and their mother would give odds to Red Beard), they came to the conclusion that pizza would be the most enjoyable to them. The challenge would be held at the wonderful Ledo Pizza in Seabrook.

The folks at Ledo Pizza advocated this tremendous event by offering to supply the brave with two large pizzas to tackle in under one hour. The pizzas would each have 2 toppings…their choices…Red Beard went with double pepperoni on both (cooked crisp)…whice Flacco Libre attempted to be more tactical in his approach, he divided his in half going with a 1/2 Hawaiian, 1/2 chicken & onion and the other 1/2 sausage & mushroom, 1/2 pepperoni & olive.

The pizzas came out piping hot and delicious. The battle was to commence. The two gave each other a nod and dug in. Within the first 15 minutes the two were neck and neck and going strong. They occasionally would give a verbal jab here and there showing their confidence. Which would come out on top?

Slowly, against all known odds, Flacco Libre began to to take a lead. Flacco was maintaing a steady pace as Red Beard began to slow slightly. Red Bread pushed through a wall but again started to slow. Leaning back, he contemplated whether or not he could continue. This was at the 30 minute mark and just under 1 full large pizza. He decided to step outside and ponder his stomach capacity over a smooth cigarette.

Meanwhile, Flacco Libre soldiered on…chomping his way onto the second of his larges. He was still going stong when Red Beard returned to the dining room. Eying how far his combatant was into the second pizza and looking at how much more he had to consume he made the wise decision to throw in the red table cloth. Flacco Libre had easily, and by a wide margin, defeated the once unbeatable Red Beard.

At this point the Great Flacco Libre still had roughly 17 slices left if he were to consume the entire 2 larges (Red Beard ended with a total of 28 eaten). Would he continue on even after defeating his enemy? To give it a moment, he walked next door where he was treated to an ice cream as a reward by his counterpart. After consuming the ice cream he garnered a second wind of the tastes buds (after eating so much of a single item this helped apparently) be continued to eat another 7 slices bringing his total consumed to 50…beating Red Bread by a whopping 22 slices!

Could he have finished the entire 2 pizzas? Flacco Libre claims that he could do it no problem and only stopped because there was no further incentive. He had clearly demolished his opponent. Others claim that he was using that as an excuse and wasn’t able to stomach on…but will the world ever know…we wait with wet lips.

Thanks again to Ledo Pizza located at 9454 Lanham Severn Road in Lanham, MD 20706. If you’re looking for some awesome pizza be sure to head over there. You can order ahead by calling them at (301) 577-5550‎. Even though we ate enough pizza to capsize a boat…I’m still already craving it again.

You may also enjoy our other flowcharts:
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There is hardly a more hilarious moment on daytime TV than when And Dick, with his head inside a pumpkin, smashes it against the table. The only thing that might top it is Snoop teaching, a presumably 95% white audience, the necessary vocabulary of the day,  “fo shizzle,” “what’s crackalackin,” “chuuuch,” “all-hood,” and “ball till you fall” or pretty much every second of the Conan appearance. Now grab your apron and follow along over at Top Cultured.

Head over to Top Cultured to see the Vending Machine Flowchart and be sure to add me on Twitter @HeesaPhadie.

Mr. O’Brien speaks of the fabled Burger King Double Bacon Rodeo State Fair Cheeseburger from our Will They Build It? Series. Our other attempts have been the Taco Bell Nacho Cheesy Blackjack Volcano Gordita Crunch and the McDonald’s Big McSausage Egg Surf & Turf Mac. Make sure to check back in this week to see the next in the series. There was also are Burger King Whooper Windows 7 Burger Hacked & Unlocked.

He mentions the site www.diefattydie.com and I would love to have that domain but sadly it’s taken. Without further ado….my 15 seconds of fame:

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So we’ve looked at the Top Seinfeld Food Related Episodes, George’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments and Jerry’s Top 20 Seinfeld Food Related Moments. Here is the last in our series and we end it with a bang. Here’s to Kramer’s best food related moments, enjoy! Head over to Top Cultured to see them all.

Head over to Top Cultured to see The Making of the Perfect Hamburger (Infograph).

These are based on actual coupons and would love to know if someone out there can pass one of these off and actually use it to get a discount.

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Where: Burger King
What: 2 Rodeo Cheeseburgers with 9 Funnel Cake Sticks
Cost: $4.11
Success: ??? Click over to Top Cultured to find out!

Another successful attempt in our Will They Build It? series, where we venture to find out whether or not we can get fast food joints to make our dreams come true. The first was a failure at Taco Bell, but we did have a success at McDonald’s.