We all know how hard it can be to decide which cereal to have for breakfast, what with the many dozens of delicious options to choose from. Fret no more mi amigo, with this handy flowchart you’ll no longer have to make those early morning decisions. Now you can spend that time making your “bed-head” sustainable throughout the day or redoing your fauxhawk.
Head over to Top Cultured to see the Cereal Flowchart, be sure to see our other flowcharts as well:
Fast Food
Chain Restaurant
Beer
Freezer Aisle
Candy
Produce Aisle
Update: Just in time for Christmas, now you can purchase the Where Should I Eat? Fast Food Edition (Flowchart) Poster, it’s the perfect gift for your junk food loving friends.
Love it!
By: suz on November 23, 2009
at 4:27 pm
Brilliant. I’m cereal….
By: jtebeau on November 24, 2009
at 1:30 am
Nitpicking foreigner here: If you’re in Australia you would eat Sanitarium Weetbix — You would eat Weet*A*bix if you were in the UK.
By: Linus on November 24, 2009
at 10:29 am
Noted…and fixed
By: ETR on November 24, 2009
at 10:55 am
Awesome. Thanks for the laugh.
By: apk on November 24, 2009
at 12:56 pm
Well done! This is very funny and VERY accurate!
By: lvegas on November 24, 2009
at 3:16 pm
“Are you trying to eat healthy?”
-yes
“…Really?”
LOL
By: Kelsey on November 24, 2009
at 4:46 pm
Literally, was rolling on the floor laughing, going to finish this comment real quick and get back into the previous position of hilarity.
By: Josh on November 24, 2009
at 4:51 pm
Pretentious for eating Kashi Go Lean? Never!
By: harryhoody on November 24, 2009
at 5:03 pm
Pretentious for eating Kashi Go Lean? Never! Love this flowchart though. Man I miss C3PO’s. Go cereal! It’s like crack but sugarier.
By: harryhoody on November 24, 2009
at 5:04 pm
ffffffffuuuuuuuuu where are the oatmeal squares?!?!?!?!?!?!
By: mm on November 24, 2009
at 10:56 pm
Fatal Flaw: Wheetabix is available in the US, causing the flowchart to divide by zero and annihilating all existence.
By: Damage on November 25, 2009
at 3:35 pm
Why does only Chuck Norris eat Cracklin Oat Bran?
By: Eric on November 25, 2009
at 5:29 pm
Dude! You forgot Chex!
By: Jack on November 28, 2009
at 8:48 pm
“Do you chew on gravel?”
Thanks for that; I really needed a good laugh.
By: Roadtripper on December 1, 2009
at 1:37 am
Personally, I love Grape-Nuts!
By: ETR on December 1, 2009
at 8:09 am
No Museli! This is a worthless chart!
By: Mark on December 1, 2009
at 3:53 am
To get to the question ‘Are you Chuck Norris?’ you first have to answer no to ‘Are you over 50?’.
Chuck Norris may be invincible & all that, but the guy is nearly 70.
By: Pedant on December 1, 2009
at 7:08 am
Chuck Norris does not age.
By: ETR on December 1, 2009
at 8:02 am
Hilarious!
By: nattya61 on December 1, 2009
at 11:20 am
I just tried to order this off Zazzle and my order got rejected because the poster apparently breaks their “— Design contains an image or text that is copyrighted. If you are interested in purchasing Official Licensed Merchandise from Zazzle please visit:”
I think somebody needs to inform “Zazzle” about parody.
By: Buzz on December 1, 2009
at 12:16 pm
OMG I have blogged your flow charts and sent the links to everyone I know. I’m too old to know what a tweet is but if I did I would do that too. You don’t know how many times I look up from my computer, eyes glazed over, and wonder to myself what h#ll I should eat. Now I don’t even have to think about it I just log in to a handly flow chart and my decision is made – blam – just like that. If I EVER make any money as a writer I will actually order the posters. In the meantime I’ll have to keep you in my favorites:)
By: tlsanders on December 2, 2009
at 3:37 pm
Very cool chart. I made this one of my three links for the day on my daily “Other Thought for the Day” blog:
http://www.otherthoughtfortheday.blogspot.com/
All the best, Ted
By: Ted Rex on December 16, 2009
at 10:14 am
Dude.
Granola, motherf%$%$#^!!
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at 11:51 am
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By: Tasty infographics « Kim (in print) on December 28, 2009
at 10:10 am
1. Most of my favourite cereals follow ‘Are you high?’ or ‘Are you drunk?
2. ‘Quisp’ shoud read ‘Are you willing to search high and low across the internet for anyone selling even one box of this childhood favourite?’ Speaking hypothetical of course. And if Quisp is featured but not ‘Quake’, does that mean Quisp won??
3. ‘Cinnamon Life’ is in answer to ‘Are you ready for the greatest bowl ever?’, but basic, original ‘Life’ doesn’t even feature on the chart. Not even as ‘Are you ready for the 2nd greatest bowl ever?’ Go figure.
4. ‘Oreo Os’. Obvious omission. Question should be either (a) ‘Are you hypoglycemic?’, or (b) ‘Do you make no bones about the fact that you would just as soon eat cake, cookies and candy for breakfast given the choice?’
By: Bruce Lynn on December 29, 2009
at 6:48 am
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at 6:21 am
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By: Extenze on March 8, 2010
at 1:50 am
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at 8:10 am
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at 8:10 am
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By: Buker on April 10, 2010
at 10:56 am
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at 6:34 pm
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